The Movie Cliches List

Já passou algum tempo desde que um filme me chamou realmente a atenção, mas haverá sempre algo para destacar no mundo do cinema. Aqui fica uma lista que até pode ser... hilariante(!?) Sim. Porque afinal, quem é que não gosta de um belo dum cliché de vez em quando? ;)

• The hero will always refuse the assistance of friends or medical personnel after a fight.
• If the hero gets into a second fight, his most injured body part will always be punched or kicked.
• A hero will show no pain even during the most terrific beating, yet he will wince if a women attempts to clean a facial wound.
• When a hero is paired with a weak sidekick, that sidekick will invariably save the hero's life at a crucial moment, or show remarkable proficiency with weapons in a key scene.
• If the hero is a white male and has an assistant/sidekick who is either not white or not male the assistant/sidekick will die, preferably in an act of heroic sacrifice.
• If the movie hero has a sidekick and he mentiones his family in the first two minutes of the film, the sidekick will surely be killed.
• The movie hero is (almost) always divorced, but he still has some contact with his ex-wife who tells him that she could not stay married to him because she loves him too much.

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